A Carioca is a resident of Rio de Janeiro. While I'm only a "wannabe" Carioca, after 3 trips to the Marvelous City, I have learned a few things about navigating the city. First, arrive at the beach early to ensure a primo people- and wave-watching spot. And don't bring anything except your kanga [beach wrap] and a few reals for food and impromptu shopping. Cariocas travel and live lightly.
Next, scan O Globo, even if you don't speak Portuguese. On second thought, lose the newspaper. Who needs reading material with that backdrop?
Forgot your hat? Need a shirt? Sunglasses? Sunscreen? Jewelry? A henna tattoo? A power saw? Relax. The perpetual parade of vendors has only just begun.
Is your American swimsuit flagrantly modest? No worries. Wandering bikini salesman to the rescue....

There – much better. And only $15. I bought two. [No, it's not a "dental floss" bikini.]

Hungry? How about some corn on the cob?

Leave your
iPod at home. The wandering samba drummer will entertain you.

Need to cool down? Get the
Açai vendor's attention. Quick! Quick! He doesn't come around very often.

Always listen to the lifeguards. One day when the waves and riptides were particularly treacherous, I witnessed 4 beach rescues including this dramatic helicopter intervention. It was like Brazilian "Baywatch."

On your way home from the beach, stop at the corner juice bar for a refreshing
suco. P
assionfruit [right] and mango [left].

Then pick up any produce you need at the street market.

After you get showered, head back out to
Ipanema and watch the beach hunks play "
futevollei," [pronounced "foo-
chee-vol-lee"]. It's a cross between soccer and volleyball and looks like so much fun. Afterwards, grab some dinner and a caipirinha, then head over to
Lapa to hear some live music and samba the night away!
The next morning, get up, have a
cafezinho and do it all again.